I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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