Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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