is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i believe in u and ur pee
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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