I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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