i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You can't special order awesome
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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