Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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