How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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