You're my little dorito
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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