I like to think it a success when the cops are called
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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