OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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