if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
