We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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