So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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