Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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