she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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