we have officially lost it.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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