But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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