shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
worst night to have a conscience
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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