the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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