have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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