I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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