Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Girls should come with a carfax report
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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