I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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