I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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