You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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