fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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