I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
