just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I lost the right to judge tonight
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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