He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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