we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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