can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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