Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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