i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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