What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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