Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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