do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We need to rekindle our bromance
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
