so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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