That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Moan for me like Helen Keller
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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