wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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