My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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