Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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