You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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