I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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