whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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