Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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