but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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