Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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