so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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