Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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