Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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