I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
the day after is always just damage control
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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