This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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