If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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